i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist
me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.
me after 10 minutes : *crying*
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
I manage to turn everything into crap wow
yes that’s called digestion